Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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