Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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