IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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