You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I didn't notice because vodka
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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