your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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