is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Randomize
