God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize