We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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