Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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