we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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