He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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