Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I bet he comes in French.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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