you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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