thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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