do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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