I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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