your parents love me but you hate me
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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