Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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