So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
