with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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