So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
