I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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