Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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