We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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