Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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