i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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