We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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