so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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