No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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