You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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