If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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