The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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