Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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