Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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