It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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