What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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