She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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