You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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