no, he came in my armpit
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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