All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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