Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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