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(678): View more from Georgia

well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list

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(651): View more from Minnesota

The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.

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(807): View more from Ontario

at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.

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(407): View more from Florida

Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.

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(585): View more from New York

I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out

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(303): View more from Colorado

He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.

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(571): View more from Virginia

Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting

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(432): View more from Texas

There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...

(917): View more from New York City

Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!

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