I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I need moral support for this bender
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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