Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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