yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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