Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry gbjunky hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(605): View more from South Dakota

I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories

Fav 14 4978 888
share tweet
(480): View more from Arizona

he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug

Fav 6 1406 5096
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.

Fav 32 7456 1281
share tweet
(609): View more from New Jersey

i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.

Fav 10 3380 1034
share tweet
(909): View more from California

Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?

Fav 8 1872 935
share tweet
(909): View more from California

You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?

Fav 2 1161 797
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.

Fav 3 658 1451
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(559): View more from California

Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.

Fav 5 100 12
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"

Fav 0 23 4
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT