I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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