Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
3 2 1 whiskey
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
His nipple licking is glorious
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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