I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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