They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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