so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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