I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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