So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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