I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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