When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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