I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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