Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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